Saturday, May 21, 2011

A Stream of Late Night Thoughts


Micheal J. Fox Jokes

        Dead Baby Jokes, Racist Jokes, Sexist Jokes, and Anti-Jokes
are all funny as hell
BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE

Nice guys finish last
Pricks live forever
and the good die young.


Sometimes, I ponder to myself: What ecological niche do humans fit into? Because animals have to benefit their environment to be part of a niche, no? Hmmmmm, and why the huuuge ass brain to even ponder about shit like that? 
There must be something more that we all probably just forgot. I mean look at the whole "junk DNA" thing... I'm kind of too lazy to explain it tonight, but basically we can all be Jedi's but our DNA won't allow for it... yet.


ooOOoooOooOoo
a blog explaining junk DNA

Doo-Dee-Doo-Dee-Doo

This is my test-run post to see if people actually read, but fuck it you're here already.
MUSIC
                 Now it may not be my strongest suit in regards to creating, but music is the language of the soul, so everyone can relate and find at least one song and genre that they like. And if they can't, they're either deaf, soul-less, or missing the right side of their brain. 
FUCK YEAH MUSIC
....
 I am currently on the
DUBSTEP/ELECTRONIC/ROCK/POP/RAGGAE/HIP-HOP tip
BUT
every once in a while
EVERYTHING ELSE

             That's counting all genres. If you ask me, I like 'em all, YES even country and all of the other genres people in L.A. can't seem to wrap their urban heads around. <-- a generalization of Los Angelenos, who knows, maybe people ARE becoming less close minded...


           I love discussing musical tastes with people that actually understand their music. It's one thing to like a song/band/genre because of the overall satisfaction it gives the listener, but it's another to jump into it due to a certain attitude or lifestyle it promotes. 

FOR INSTANCE

people that go to raves to just do drugs and trip out
ARE FUCKING SCABS.

Same goes for the other music scenes. 


Here's a list of why I love music with examples.

  1. Music can change you're emotions. If I'm not in a good mood, "Strobe" by deadmau5 cheers me right up. Conversely, I play "Gaia Bleeds" by Set Your Goals to get pissed off and wanna punch a pigeon. I'd NEVER PUNCH A PIGEON, they're so fucking funny, why would I do that? lol
  2. This can also go for number 1, but it deserves it's own. Music makes you feel like a bad ass. "Stayin' Alive" by the Beejees, play it, you'll feel like John Travolta in his prime and relevance.while you're walking around.
  3. You realize that most of the situations we go through in life have been experienced before, i.e. heartbreak, romance, death, hunger, WHATEVA SON. No matter the situation, someone has gone through what you've gone through before AND they wrote a song about it. "Quit Playing Games" by the Backstreet Boys, I rest my case, 90's kids represent.
  4. MUSIC MAKES BABIES SMARTER- it's a fact


            


EDIT: HOLY FUCK THE RAPTURE IS TODAY. FUCK NOW WHO WILL READ MY BLOG???

Why Start A Blog?

             So, i made a blog, and yes, it's in Helvetica.
            Psyche! Yeah, I know, only pretentious hipster-fags have blogs, but damn it, my words do not exert an undertone of repressed angst and jealousy towards the pop culture;  nor do I become engaged with interests solely due to the fact that it's counter culture. I do what feels right for me. It's not that I have a problem with the hipster culture, well actually, yes I do. Counter-culture for the sake of counter culture is just as stupid as the culture that is being countered.<--- You can totally make sense out of that.

              BUT WHY A BLOG?
          
               Because facebook isn't for my organized opinions.
I'll basically write about everything here. Feel free to give me suggestions, I wanna see if my words strike chords with anyone. :]