Wednesday, July 6, 2011

I Mad: Types of People That Piss Me Off.

Warning: 
the following is a major rant, obscenities will be uttered, some people will get mad, and some babies will cry.
enjoy :]

            I mad. People piss me off. Sometimes. Most of the time, I freaking love them. Meet me IRL, I'm a pretty cool guy, I treat everyone as equals because we are all ONE intelligent, fractal, framented, detached consciousness  experiencing itself. If you can understand that last sentence and it resonated within your very soul, then YOU sir/madam/androgynousbeing and I are like minded. If not, WTF do you believe in?


ANYWAYS

Here's a list of adjectives that I hate finding in people.



  • Fickle: /ˈfikəl/  Adjective: Changing frequently, esp. as regards one's loyalties, interests, or affection.   If you're a fickle motherfucker, I can't fucking stand you. Yes, people change their minds, and yes, no one is perfect, but if your mind or heart is like Obama's ad campaign, then YOU are part of the problem. What problem? The human condition. No explanation for you, you fickle shit.
  • Close-minded : It's not the 1930's you fucktwat, pot is good in moderation (fuck it, SMOKE WEED ERRRDAY), Sex is good for the soul, Gays SHOULD marry whoever the fuck they want (mind your own fucking business you bible-thumping, inbred mouth-breathing sack of shit), U.F.O.s are here and they're watching us, the government is slowly fucking all of us over (call me a conspiracy theorist, but duuuuude the government is the shadiest motherfucker of them all), and titties, that's right I said it, titties.
  • Ignant: get out of my face you ignant shit.
  • Mediocre: -_________________________________________________________- mediocre in the sense of the arts. If you truly love something, you do it wholeheartedly, not for the sake of your useless image.  SCABS come to mind when I hear this word. Don't know what a scab is? Read my blog about music, you'll further understand my passionate LOAAATHING of scabs.
  • Stupid: see ignant.

Now that THAT'S out of my system. I feel like I can love everything again.